I outdid even myself this weekend. Superdawg twice in a 72 hour span. This trumps the Pearl Jam 2006 concert where I had Billy Goat's before the concert, and Superdawg after. That was an evening of intense rock and indigestion.
Let's give out some hardware.
Worst disappearance of swagger goes to...
Usain Bolt, for not showboating during his World Record 9.58 run yesterday. Congrats, you are much faster than every other human ever. Now start taunting them mid-race again, because that was awesome.
Fastest guy nobody cares about goes to...
Tyson Gay, for running the 3rd fastest 100 ever, and basically being a footnote as Bolt rewrites history. Bad timing.
Biggest choke of the weekend goes to...
The Las Palmas in Evanston, for screwing up fajitas. Who screws up fajitas? Congratulations. You guys earned this.
2nd biggest choke of the weekend goes too...
Eldrick Woods. Y.E. Yang?
Most clutch performer of the weekend goes too...
The 300 lb. guy at Superdawg last night in a cutoff everlast shirt and shorts. He looked like he was begrudgingly eating. Then he begrudgingly ordered a whoopercheesie (double cheeseburger), a large orange, and a super sundae. He ate all of this in his car, and then peeled out while blasting "Rosalita" by Springsteen. I certainly don't admire this man, but I damn sure respect him.
Worst clutch performer of the weekend goes too...
The guy at the gym who shot 2-handed free throws for an hour and half without relinquishing the good side of the court. Dude, tact.
I was lazy this weekend people. Sorry.
Today was a good day.
Cicchetti
9 years ago
now all i can think about are malted milkshakes from superdawg... yum
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